
STUFF THAT MATTERS
📅 Gameweek 24 Deadline:
Saturday, 31 January — 13:30 GMT
Set the alarm. Twice. ⏱️😬
🔁 Double Gameweek Watch 👀
Depending on the EFL Cup SF result between Arsenal vs Chelsea, here’s what could drop in GW26:
ARS + WOL 👉 DGW
ORCHE + EVE 👉 DGW
🏆 UCL Update
Straight into the Round of 16 ✅
Arsenal
Liverpool
Spurs
Chelsea
Man City
⏳ Newcastle finished 12th and now have to survive the playoffs. Extra games = extra rotation risk. You know the drill. 🌀
🚑 Injury Ward (AKA FPL Trauma Center)
Timber & Saliba 🤕 – Missed UCL duty. Arteta called them “niggles” (which means absolutely nothing).
Tielemans 🚫 – Ankle injury. Out for weeks.
Damsgaard & Ajer 🩼 – Early subs vs Forest. Ankle (Ajer), knee (Damsgaard). “Wait and see” special.
Gudmundsson ❌ – Adductor strain. Out for the next two.
Frimpong 🚨 – Off after 4 mins in UCL. Very likely misses Newcastle.
Gomez 🤞 – Knock vs Bournemouth. Slot hinted he might be back.
Doku 🧊 – Pep says Spurs game is a no-go.
Dorgu ⛔ – Hamstring injury. Out 10 weeks.
Joelinton 😖 – Groin issue. Few weeks on the sidelines.
Van de Ven 👀 – Didn’t travel for UCL but could return vs City. Monitor closely.
Pedro Porro 🚑 – Hamstring injury. Out 4 weeks.
Xhaka ❌ – Ankle injury. Needs at least two weeks.
Watkins 🦵– Hamstring injury. Doubtful vs BRE (H)
👉 Stick around. Next up: Transfers, Captaincy calls, and why your “obvious move” might not be so obvious after all 😏🔥
GAMEWEEK 24 FIXTURES

PLAYER FORM

TEAM FORM

DEFCON MONSTERS

SAVE MERCHANTS

TRANSFER PLAYBOOK
Before you smash that Confirm Transfers button, let’s calmly (lol) talk through who to KEEP, BUY, and SELL this week. Deep breath. 😮💨👇

🔴 Ekitike
Yes, he was benched vs Bournemouth. Yes, it hurt. Yes, Slot said he’s managing his minutes because he’s the only No.9 left. Translation: rotation risk, but not radioactive. ☢️
➡️ GW24 verdict: You can keep him… but selling is completely logical too.
🔁 Replacements: Mané, Evanilson, Thiago
🟢 João Pedro
Fixtures? Lovely. Form? Tasty. Minutes? 🎲🎲
If his starts were guaranteed, he’d be locked into half the teams in the game. Buy if you’re brave. Bench cover strongly advised.
🍒 Bournemouth Forwards
Sneaky-good fixture run loading…
Evanilson ✅ – Should keep starting. Strong buy.
Kroupi Jr. 💰 – Amazing value, shaky minutes. And if Bournemouth sign attackers? Yeah… good luck predicting that.
🤖 Haaland (Relax. Breathe.)
Yes, his price dropped.
Yes, 171K managers rage-sold him.
No, you should not join them. ❌
One benching does not make him a rotation risk. Keep. Move on. Captaincy discussions later… 👀
🔵 Other City Assets
If your name isn’t Haaland or Semenyo, Pep is playing roulette with your minutes. 🎰Foden / Cherki / O’Reilly = adrenaline picks
➡️ Keep if you enjoy chaos. Sell if you enjoy sleep.
🧠 Bruno Fernandes
Honestly? A cheat code right now.
✅ No cups
✅ No GW31 blank
✅ Attacking returns + Defcons
✅ Lovely fixtures
There is nothing not to like. Buy and don’t overthink it.
🔥 Mbeumo
Fresh from AFCON and immediately chose violence.
2 goals, 19 points vs City (H) & Arsenal (A).
Early subs are annoying… but he’s playing as a No.9 and Dorgu’s injury helps his minutes.
➡️ Strong buy. Very strong.
🔵 Enzo
I don’t love the schedule. Napoli (90 mins) ➡️ WHU (H) in under 72 hours screams rotation risk.
That said… I own him. I’m starting him. We ride. 🚴♂️
➡️ Arsenal vs Chelsea:
If you're already triple Arsenal, now’s a clever time to Free Hit.
BUT keeping one Arsenal defender might not be a bad idea— most managers won’t ditch Timber even for a bad fixture.
And Arsenal’s defense is still the best in the league. By miles. 🧱
🔵 Palmer – clarity section
Hasn’t started Chelsea’s last 3 matches. Only 45 mins vs Napoli.
➡️ Likely starts vs WHU (H).
➡️ Beyond that? Murky.
Verdict: Decent one-week punt. Reassess in GW25.
🚑 Dorgu
He laughed at us.
23 points vs City (H) and Arsenal (A)… while sitting on our benches.
And now? Out for 10 weeks with a hamstring injury. FPL heritage. 🫡
🔁 Replacements: Mukiele, Alderete, Richards, Hill, Andersen, Van Hecke
😏 Stick around…
Up next: Captaincy calls, chip traps to avoid, spicy differentials, and the team reveal that might make you question everything. Let’s go. 🔥⚽
CAPTAINCY BREAKDOWN
This week’s captaincy debate is Haaland vs Bruno.
Simple on paper. Absolute headache in reality. 😵💫
There’s no “wrong” answer here… just different levels of bravery.
Before we panic, let’s look at the numbers 👇

🔴 Bruno Fernandes vs FUL (H)
Right now? He’s on fire.
Form, confidence, output — all ticking boxes ✅
Fulham, away from home also deserve a mention here:
They’ve conceded more goals away than Spurs have at home 😬
Their xGC away is worse both overall and in the last 5 away games
Translation? Chances. Lots of them. 🎁
And here’s the underrated edge 👉 fresh legs 🦵
While Haaland fought through 90 minutes in a must-win UCL clash,
Bruno enjoyed a calm, peaceful midweek. Tea. Feet up. Vibes. 😌
🩵 Haaland vs TOT (A)
Yes, that Haaland.
Still explosive. Still capable of ruining your rank in 20 minutes. 💥
Is he a bad captaincy option? Absolutely not.
Is he riskier this week compared to Bruno? …also yes.
🏁 VERDICT
For GW24, the armband goes to… 🥁
👉 Bruno Fernandes 🧠🔥
Haaland remains a perfectly fine safety pick,
but if you’re asking “who gives me the edge?” - it’s Bruno.
Now excuse me while I change my captain three more times before deadline 😭👉
DIFFERENTIALS

CHIP ROULETTE
Alright, this is the section where FPL managers either gain rank… or accidentally delete their season. Let’s keep you in the first group. 😌👇
🚨 DGW26 IS LOCKED IN
We are getting a Double Gameweek in GW26. No drama there.
Who doubles?
👉 ARS & WOL or CHE & EVE

🎯 Thinking about Triple Captain in GW26?
Then watch Arsenal & Chelsea assets closely over the next 2 GWs. Minutes, roles, vibes - all of it matters.
Good news 👉 Before GW25, we’ll know exactly who doubles in GW26.
(Yes, I’ll spell it out for you in the next newsletter 😏)
🃏 The GW24 Wildcard Temptation
GW24 is one of those weeks where the Wildcard button starts whispering your name at 2 a.m.
“Just press me… fix everything…” 😈
Should you play it?
➡️ Depends on how cooked your team really is. Following guidelines should give you more clarity 👇


🧪 IF you are Wildcarding… here’s a draft 👇

🧤 Goalkeepers
Kelleher + Sá = chef’s kiss rotation 🍽️
Sá ➜ likely DGW26
Kelleher ➜ plays BGW31 (LEE A)
No blanks. No stress.
🛡️ Defence
Gabriel + Timber + Chalobah
Double Arsenal, one Chelsea
ARS & CHE cannot both blank in GW31
➡️ At least one defender guaranteed to play 🧠
Mukiele – elite value.
Andersen – lovely run from GW27 + BUR (H) in BGW31
🎯 Midfield
Double Man United – no cups, great run, pure freedom.
Enzo – penalties when Palmer’s off, cheap, fixtures 🔥
Wilson – strong GW27–31 stretch + BUR (H) in GW31
Rice – consistency merchant. Set pieces. Defcons. Sleep easy.
⚡ Forwards
Thiago – elite run GW27–35 + LEE (A) in BGW31
Mané – more minutes than Kroupi + likely DGW26
Don’t just go with the flow. Play Wildcard only if you absolutely need it.
TEAM REVEAL
Let’s not sugarcoat it - GW23 was a horror movie. 🎥💀
Captain? Benched.
Vice-captain? Also benched.
Foden? Benched (obviously).
Premiums like Gabriel, Timber, Saka decided to role-play as traffic cones. 🚧
Thankfully, Wilson & Enzo showed up just enough to stop things from getting legally tragic.
33 points.
A chunky red arrow. 🔻
Rank slid from 24.6K → 38.5K. Pain.

🧠 The GW24 Mindset: Don’t Panic. Don’t Tilt. Don’t Wildcard.
The biggest challenge this week wasn’t picking players — it was not overreacting.
The team still looks… fine. Boringly fine.
So no Wildcard.
And here’s the real shocker 👀 - I’m not even using both free transfers.
Just one move:
➡️ Foden ➝ Bruno Fernandes
Form. Fixtures. Captaincy upside. Done. ✅

🤯 The Transfers That Lived Rent-Free in My Head
I did consider:
VDB ➝ Chalobah
Saka ➝ Rice
Ekitike ➝ Mané / Evanilson
Do I still think about them?
Yes. Constantly. At inappropriate times. 😭
But I’m choosing patience over chaos.
Those free transfers might be gold very soon — and I don’t want to be caught short.
🧢 Captaincy
The armband is currently on Bruno 🔴
Will I overthink this again before deadline?
Absolutely. That’s tradition.
If you’ve read this far, congrats - you’re officially over-prepared 😎
GW24 decisions locked (well, almost), now it’s time to sit back and stress-watch the matches.
I’ll see you in the GW25 Preview with fresh takes, sharper edges, and even more FPL therapy 🛋️⚽
Till then - May your arrows be green and your punts be powerful.
See you on the other side of GW24. 💚⚽🔥
