STUFF THAT MATTERS

📅 Gameweek 25 Deadline:
Friday, 6 February — 18:30 GMT
Set an alarm. Set two. One missed deadline and you’re captaining your bench defender again 😭

📅 Blank & Double Gameweek Chaos – Explained
The EFL Cup Final is set:
🔴 Arsenal vs Man City
What this means for us FPL degenerates 👇
👉 Arsenal & Wolves ➡️ DOUBLE in GW26 💥 and BLANK in GW31
👉 Man City & Crystal Palace ➡️ Likely to blank in GW31, but this depends on their European adventures 🌍
Translation: planning matters, vibes don’t.

🔄 Transfer Gossip That Actually Matters
👉 Strand Larsen ➡️ Officially a Crystal Palace player after moving from Wolves.
👉 Mateta ➡️ Failed his AC Milan medical 🚑 and stays put at Palace.

🚑 Injury Ward (Grab a Coffee)

  • Merino 🦶: Foot injury, surgery pending. Long-term concern.

  • Ødegaard 🤕: Muscle injury, missed EFL Cup SF. Doubtful vs Sunderland.

  • Saka 🚨: Muscle injury. Possibly out for weeks.

  • Diego Gomez ❓: Knock, missed Everton game.

  • Jorgensen 🧤: Close to fitness. Could return vs Wolves.

  • Gittens 🚑: Hamstring. Out “for some time”.

  • Pedro Neto & Reece James 😬: Small knocks, missed EFL Cup SF.

  • Mykolenko ❓: Knock in training, could be back vs Fulham.

  • Stach 🦴: Hip injury, likely out next 2 matches.

  • Bernardo Silva ⚠️: Hamstring. Doubtful vs Liverpool.

  • Mount 🤕: Knock. Not serious… but missed training 👀

  • Miley 🦵: Knee injury, missed EFL Cup SF.

  • Gordon 🚨: Subbed off early. Eddie Howe fears a hamstring.

  • Hudson-Odoi 😖: Shoulder injury, scan needed.

  • Sels 🤏: Groin issue, still sore.

  • Romero 🤒: Illness, being assessed.

  • Krejci 🤧: Illness, doubtful vs Chelsea.

Yes, that was a lot. Yes, it matters.

😏 If that didn’t scare you into planning properly, the next sections definitely will… keep scrolling.

GAMEWEEK 25 FIXTURES

PLAYER FORM

TEAM FORM

DEFCON MONSTERS

SAVE MERCHANTS

TRANSFER PLAYBOOK

This is the section where knees start shaking, hits start whispering, and rational thinking tries to survive. Let’s go player by player 👇

🟢 Ekitike – KEEP
GW23: benched.
GW24: casually drops a 13-pointer.
If you held, give yourself a pat on the back 👏
City (H) up next isn’t ideal, but the fixtures after that? Very tasty 🍽️
⚠️ Slot did mention managing his minutes, so rotation risk exists.
📌 Verdict: Hold. Don’t panic sell. Don’t chase points either.

🎲 João Pedro – BUY (If You Like Living Dangerously)
Yes, he rotates.
Yes, he might play 45 minutes.
Yes, he can still walk away with double digits.
If you want safety, scroll on ➡️
If you want upside and vibes, this is your guy.
📌 Verdict: High risk, high reward. Know what you’re signing up for.

🟡 Thiago – HOLD
The next two fixtures aren’t great.
GW25 is less bad than GW26, let’s put it that way.
NEW (A) isn’t fun, but it’s not an auto-sell either.
📌 Verdict: Hold for now. Reassess later.

🟡 Wirtz – HOLD (Don’t Buy Yet)
Four double-digit returns in his last seven. That’s elite 🧠🔥
Unlike Ekitike, his minutes look far more secure.
City (H) is the issue — not the time to buy.
After that? Green lights everywhere 🟢
📌 Verdict: Hold if owned. Buy later, not now.

🔵 Palmer – THE HEADACHE
He started GW24. He blanked. Pain 😐
But here’s the logic:

  • Only 30 mins in the EFL Cup SF

  • Likely starts vs Wolves

  • Likely starts vs Leeds (big rest before next PL game)

  • FA Cup? That’s his rest day 🛌

At minimum, he probably starts 2 of the next 3.

📌 Verdict:

  • Already own him? Keep.

  • Thinking of buying? Ask yourself: Do I enjoy stress?

🟢 Rogers – HOLD (Even a Sneaky BUY)
Only 2 returns in his last 7, so yes, the numbers look ugly.
But…
📅 Great next 4 fixtures
🏠 BUR (H) in BGW31
📌 Verdict: Do NOT sell. You can even argue he’s a buy.

🔴 Saka – SELL
Very likely to miss the DGW26. That alone seals it.
Obvious replacement: Rice
Other solid options:

  • Mbeumo

  • Palmer

  • Wirtz

  • Semenyo
    (Assuming you already own Bruno + Enzo)

📌 Verdict: Easy sell. Don’t overthink it.

🔵 Chalobah – SHORT-TERM BUY
Chelsea clean sheets? Rare species 🦄
But Chalobah keeps ticking over with DEFCON points (5 in a row).
📅 Three decent fixtures coming up.
📉 After that? Fixtures fall off.
📌 Verdict: Nice short-term play. Exit planned.

🔴 Arsenal Defenders – READ CAREFULLY
Gabriel: Essential. No debate. DGW incoming 🔒
Timber: Great pick… but missed open training 👀 Rotation risk exists.
Saliba: Safer minutes, but offers almost nothing attacking-wise.
📊 Both Saliba & Timber are poor for DEFCONs, but:
Timber: 6 goal involvements
Saliba: 0
Calafiori? Only 60 mins since return + rotation risk = no thanks.

🟢 Senesi – DEFCON MONSTER
Clean sheets? Maybe not.
DEFCON points? 87% of starts — best among defenders 🧱
📅 Fixtures stay good until GW30.

💸 Hill – BUDGET HERO
Want cheaper than Senesi? Say hello 👋

  • Started last 6 games

  • DEFCONs in 5 of them

  • £3.9m and zero guilt benching him

📌 Verdict: Elite enabler.

🟡 Munoz – GOOD… WITH A CATCH
Fixtures are lovely. 3 of the next 6 are:
🏠 BUR
🏠 WOL
🏠 LEE
The problem?
Blanks in GW31.


Stick around. Up next -
🎯 Captaincy decisions
🃏 Differentials that could ruin friendships
👀 And of course… the Team Reveal

CAPTAINCY BREAKDOWN

🚨 Breaking News:

Erling Haaland is NOT in the captaincy conversation.
I know. Sit down. Drink some water. We’ll get through this together.

🪄 Bruno Fernandes – The Spreadsheet Darling

Bruno is doing Bruno things again 😮‍💨

  • 5 assists in his last 4

  • xGI: 2.23

  • Yet to blank since returning (yes, yet)

Now the fixture:
🏠 Spurs at home — a defence that treats away games like sightseeing tours

  • 17 goals conceded in 12 away matches

  • No clean sheets in their last 5

  • 10 goals shipped in that run

Every stat, eye test, and FPL neuron points to one name.
📊📈 Bruno is the sensible, beautiful choice.

🧱 Gabriel – The “Spicy” Option

If you’re feeling brave but not reckless 👇

  • Only 1 blank in his last 6 GWs

  • Faces Sunderland (H)

  • Sunderland away attack?
    Only 6 goals scored away all season
    2nd worst away attack in the league

Clean sheet + header threat = sneaky captaincy punt 👀

👀 Honourable Mentions

  • Rice 🍚: Consistency merchant who looks a bit out of touch recently

  • Bowen 🎯: Always capable of ruining your rank or saving it

DIFFERENTIALS

TEAM REVEAL

After the trauma of GW23, GW24 chose healing 😌
And wow… what a glow-up.

🔥 82 points
📈 Massive green arrow
Only 2 blanks (sorry Dubravka & Wilson, we’ll talk later)
🚀 Rank: 38.5K ➝ 16.1K

Momentum? Secured. Confidence? Dangerous levels.

🔍 GW25: The Calm Before the Chaos

Here’s the squad before transfers 👇

I avoided the early transfer… and yes, I ate a Saka price drop 🍽️
Saw it coming. Made peace with it. No regrets.

Now comes the real dilemma 🤔

  • Saka ➝ Rice (clean, sensible, low-stress)

  • Or Saka ➝ Mbeumo (spicy, flexible, heart-rate increasing)

Going Rice means:
🧠 Only 1 FT used
💎 2 FTs saved for DGW26

That last part? Very tempting.

Here’s how the team looks after that move 👇

🧠 Final Thoughts

I’m taking my time on this one.
Spreadsheet open. Fixtures tab staring back. Tea going cold ☕

One thing is locked in though 🔒
Saka is out.

What I replace him with?
You’ll find out in the GW26 Preview… where doubles, chips, and chaos officially begin 😈

That’s all for the GW25 Preview 🚀
Whether it ends in glory or group therapy… we ride together.
I’ll catch you in the GW26 Preview & Tips, where the real fun begins 😏📊

Until then - may your arrows be green and your punts be powerful.
See you on the other side of GW25. 💚🔥

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